Monday 26 January 2009

You can now see what I look like! Check it out... My profile picture is ME!

ps. Apologies for the consistently poor grammar and missed out words. Fuck it.

Friday 23 January 2009

On revealing my identity

Firstly let me express my utter utter delight at number of confirmed guests we have already. Considering there are still people yet to respond, people yet to invite and 6 weeks yet to wait...it looks to be an night of both huganic and ginormic proportions.

...Now to the point. I'm sure many of you are wondering just who I really am. Well you know ofmy background and of my legacy. Perhaps, my identity is more mystery. Well you'll be pleased to hear that I shall reveal myself to you within the next few days. I think you'll be pleasantly suprised with my appearence - you certainly be seeing a lot more of it in the coming weeks.

Anyway, see you all soon. Cannot wait for it BaAaAaAaBez xxx

Monday 19 January 2009

On news of the BODMAS party

To all,

Having lived a decidely reclusive life thus far, I now see the flame of purpose once again flicker before me. At the coming of such an event as I have longingly awaited, such as I could never had to dreamt to contrive from my original creation, I feel ready to 'out' myself, as it were. To reveal myself to be the father and founder of the legendary BODMAS. To claim title of mathematical lord. To publically fulfill the role I was always destined to do. I am Professor Bodmas and I will be your host for that evening.

Kinds regards to all. Doubtless I shall keep you all posted on my movements in the coming weeks. x (%-*+)